35+ Memes for The People

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    Kay Finelli @KayFinelli Follow When my son was 5 he asked, "What does coffee taste like?" I replied, "Unfortunately, not as good as it smells." His response, "Oh. Like shampoo." 12:19 PM May 16, 2020 from Panama City, FL Reply Copy link 84 X . 8 boredpanda.com
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    Me: I'll stop reading at 11 Clock: 11:02 Me: oops too late better stop at 12
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    me: why dont i have any friends? also me in every social situation:
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    Who's watching?
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    yassified arafat @sweatyhabibti recipe from the what now? Cooking Shrimp Linguine Recipe from the Department of Defense Adapted by Jonathan Reynolds Total Time 30 minutes = Q Rating 4 (50)
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    The people who make fitted sheets need to sit down with the people who make mattresses and get on the same page. Making the bed shouldn't be like putting a swimming cap over a fridge
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    leopharry I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you're welcome. quiescens those born under the sign of the bees: • have emotions think thoughts is likely introverted or extroverted has at least a few friends • was born at some point ● ●
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    computer RAM then I'm 4kb and can send humans to moon computer RAM now chrome tab scary
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    Eyeing his next victim... 5 Gate 15 GATE CLOSED 23 PM 16-201 25
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    THE HUMAN RACE imgflip.com MY GRANDMA SAYING THANK YOU TO THE GOOGLE HOME ROBOT APOCALYPSE
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    Him: What gets covered in dirt but always stays clean? Me: A body in a coffin Him: ... Me: ... Him: Soap Me: ... Him: What is wrong with you?
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    Burglar: 'breaks Into house® Sword owners:
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    DRY THE WETS 4279 WET THE DRYS WET THE DRYS DRY THE WETS DRY THE WETS WET THE DRYS
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    sk @kirkxxs not interested in dating apps, not interested in talking to random people in coffee shops/bars/ shops... need my soulmate to find me through intuition and echo location rn immediately
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    Heather Thompson Day @HeatherTDay Adult friendships are hard because everyone is really really tired. 4:18 PM 1/26/22 Twitter for iPhone . . ...
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    Be the light 5 MOOSE TAVERN WHISKY 044- HOUS You want to see in the world
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    Me buying clothes:
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    submitted 2 days ago by jscarry The rule/function of the golden snitch in quidditch is stupid and completely ruins what would otherwise be an awesome sport to watch Imagine if in basketball each team had a player out in the parking lot trying to catch a frog for the win. Youre watching a great game that's been neck and neck and then suddenly the buzzer sounds half way through. "The games over, Ramirez has just got the parking lot frog..." 11
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    my anxiety my anxiety mixed with an iced coffee
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    clare @sadderlizards i told all of the crows about what you did bro. good luck next time you're in the forest
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    His arrival was foretold in the ancient murals... alt memorie il a faites nous . @RJ
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    SALUDYESPIRITU.COM Undercover cops posing as drug buyers are arrested by undercover cops posing as drug dealers. Tax Payers
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    trash jones @jzux oh you want a manic pixie dream girl? might i interest you in a depressive goblin nightmare girl 4:36 AM 06 Jun 22 Twitter for iPhone - 577 Retweets 40 Quote Tweets 4,296 Likes
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    Company with poor management Company with good management @FireballTheory- Bunch of D&D players trying to open a door
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    HOW EUROPEANS MEASURE PEOPLE Bu BIG STOC BIG BIGST HOW AMERICANS MEASURE PEOPLE
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    When your Neuralink chip gets hacked:
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    Rogues when the new party member is another Rogue. Barbarians when the new party member is another Barbarian. Am I not enough? Apes together strong. TEALL
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    Nobody: Text on the Cigarette box: [quietly] I'LL KILL YOU.
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    Order Here It's never too late for McDonald's! FOR PANTER SERVICE
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    Dear followers, Today I offer you content that specifically caters to myself Tomorrow? content that specifically caters to myself
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    TUNA WINDOOOW AB TUNA WALL!
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    danlet @evildanevil I dont do well in situations 4:05 PM 14 Jan 24 1M Views ⠀
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    Frankie Zelnick @phranqueigh Working on my five year plan: 1.? 2.? 3.? 4.? 5. And then they'll all be sorry. Source: stability 44,496 notes A D L 17
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    That awkward moment when the pattern on your clothes makes it look like a tiny man is riding you like a horse boredpanda.com
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    Adam Sturgeon @sturgeon_adam. 1d *walking past a stranger* My Brain: Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Me:
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    when you thought everything would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it's actually difficult difficult lemon difficult

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